sometimes it's the effort that counts

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE






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1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
       who cooks from time to time,
               cleans up and has a job.


2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust
            and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed
                      and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important
       that these four women don't know each other
          or you could end up dead like me




                                            Russell J. Larsen




                              ...a cowboy's post-mortem advice
























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